Try the wigwam, it's delicious.
Last night I went with Matt and Trev to the new In n Out that just opened in our city. I, a newcomer to In n Out’s dining experience decided I wanted to try somthing from their “hidden” menu. Completely stone faced Trev told me to try the the Wigwam. I looked at Matt for reassurance and nodded his head and said “oh yeah, that’s good. You’ll like it.” I confidently walked up to the In n Out man in his paper hat and said “I’ll have the Wigwam please.” His faced took on a wave of confusion, and as I looked over at Matt and Trev laughing their faces off I knew I’d been had.
Touche, boys. Touche.
